Blog: Time Travel Story “Hi, I am Rufus and its San Dimas, California 2030 and I am here to tell you that everything here is not so great, I know you have heard of the two great ones, Bill and Ted. Well, they need your help. You see, they have been taken by an evil […]
A Fantasy You come to a door And you walk inside into a long long tunnel And as you walk you hear something then you realize As you are walking you start realizing the light is getting further and further and then you are pulled completely away into a dark forest so you run trying […]
Blog: Time Travel Story
“Hi, I am Rufus and its San Dimas, California 2030 and I am here to tell you that everything here is not so great, I know you have heard of the two great ones, Bill and Ted. Well, they need your help. You see, they have been taken by an evil man and we have to save them. I know, they should be able to save themselves. Well, with the things the way they turned out to be in your time, the great ones aren’t so great anymore. So they really need your help.”
You reply…”No wayyyy!’
Rufus replies. “They have been held hostage by a great evil man and if you can go back in time to stop it from happening they can be saved and so can rock n roll. You see, ever since the millenial of boy bands happened, music air waves began to suck all the life as we know it from the future and music is now dead and the two great ones, Bill and Ted, are dying too. We need you to travel to the year 2000 and capture sucky bands and keep them hostage to not make music.”
“Are you going Rufus?” You ask.
Rufus replies. “No, this is for you and your friends to do. I am going back to check on the great ones to make sure they are ok. This is your assignment. And remember the clock in San Demes is always running.”
You and your friend see the phone book and inside are all the extreme bands that stole the rock n roll from the world. First up was obvious.
You travel back to the year Hanson was making this video and…
MMMBOP NO MORE!
You and your friend kidnap Hanson and put them in the phone booth.
Bye Bye Bye ..into the phone booth! and BYE BYE BYE
You and your friend look at the phone book of sucky music and find it overwhelming but its only for 2000 and up …its so obvious who is next..
Only problem now is the phone booth is broke and there is one more stop to make…it has to be made!
All these horrible music people in one phone booth broke it from them singing all the time!
Oh no the booth is broke!
You and all the boy bands are freaking out as you pass through the circuits of time….
Finally u all arrive…
And you realize the phone booth is completely broken!
You go to the Doc.
“Doc, can you help us? We need to get back to the year of 2015!” YOu ask.
“Of Course. I can! Marty, set the time circuits for the future! We are going Back To The Future!”
As you get ready to depart, you realize that dumping the boy bands here might be a bad call, after all you are not criminals, but rock n roll has to be saved! Just then another phone booth appears and in it is…
Jimmy Fallon brings out Bill and Ted!
“Jimmy, did you kidnap Bill and Ted?”
Jimmy replies, “Yes I did for exchange for the boy bands you kidnap.”
You turn to look at the boybands…
“Ok, you can take Justin, that’s really the only talent here right?”
“Duh!” Justin replies.
Jimmy hands over Bill and Ted in exchange for Justin.
“But Doc what do we do with the rest?”
The doc seems to have an idea and puts the rest of the boy bands into the Delorean.
Justin and Jimmy leave in the phone booth, while the rest are placed in the Delorean.
Marty says, “You got that thing hooked up to the…car?”
And Rock N Roll was saved…or was it?
Blog Story: Inspector Clouseau
You hear a knock at your door.
You answer the door and it opens to find a strange funny looking man standing there.
“Ello! I yam Inspector Clouseau and I came as fast as I could for your immediate attension. Its the needs of officer to helps solve a murrrda myssstery, may I come in?”
“Why certainly.” You say.
The Inspector stands straight up and says..
The Inspector gets up again.
“A woman?” You ask.
“Yes, she is zed ta hav beenz in living quarturz wit your neighbur upstairz and is a suspect to a murda!”
“May I have a glass of milk? I find it betta to zink.” He moves to your kitchen and goes to the fridge and finds Cato….
And they begin to fight…
Eventually they stop and return to the living room to find your family and you staring at the mess they made.
The Inspector says, “I must apologise, Cato is my assistant and getz, shall we say, carried away. Oh, I see you brought some witnesses?”
” No, Actually, this is my grandma Pearl, she just had foot surgery. Grandma Pearl, this is..”
The Inspector interrupts. “Miss Pearl, very suspicious looking lady you are, where were you on the night of…”
Grandma Pearl :”You SOB!”
Inspector: “No, sorry madam, it cannot be you.”
The Inspector then goes to your cousin Barry who is semi blind.
Inspector “Where were you on the nights of the mooder?”
“He is blind!” You scream.
“Oh yes then. I zink I jus blinded him more. Very well then.”
“Then who was it?”
“I did it.” You hear your Aunt say.
“Aunt May, No!” You state.
Your Aunt speaks up. And they all start to argue.
The Inspector leaves briefly outside..
“Detain her til my return!” He demands.
The Inspector walks outside and…
Then you come out and save him.
Inspector returns home as the case is truly solved. It turned out the true murdererer of your neighbor was not your Aunt, but his own lawyer. Your Aunt’s brother.
You then call and report him to the Chief.
Seems the Chief has had many problems with Inspector Clouseau.
Inspector is then put on police duty.
You come to a door
And you walk inside into a long long tunnel
And as you walk you hear something
then you realize
As you are walking you start realizing the light is getting further and further
you are pulled completely away
into a dark forest
so you run
trying to find your way out
and then you stop and listen…you hear something approaching…
you slow down
and it comes to a stop
Out of the carriage emerges
a dark angel
He says he can grant you three wishes on account you stay in this place OR return to the light where you will not know if anything can be granted.
You have a choice now…What do you take? Hell with three wishes? Or Heaven with no wishes?
Before you answer..you see
Lying on the ground by his cape.
“I wish for that.”
“You cannot have that” He says.
“I wish for it!”
It comes to you and immediately you …
And you fly away back up the sky towards the light..
where you find other souls like you going too
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